But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop
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Well, it looks like someone's still got a little Sex Pistol left in her... (horriblementalimagecannotunsee.jpg) - Matty Malaprop
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