Where the X and the Y only meet at one point and continue forever away. - Matty Malaprop
Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
I'mma just say it: Johann Sebastian Jackson still sounds WAY BETTER than freakin' Jermajesty Jackson. - Matty Malaprop
Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop
Am I the only one who thinks the song might actually be better if it was just him spelling out paradisiacal hierarchy? - Matty Malaprop
Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop
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