With Apologies to Both of These Brilliant Men

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With Apologies to Both of These Brilliant Men
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Sometimes I post ridiculous reframes on this site because my brain is running on Cruz control. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Fitting Parody, Really

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It's a Fitting Parody, Really
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... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Smells Like Diet Mountain Dew

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Smells Like Diet Mountain Dew
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Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop

Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

Lost Money on a Horse

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

Ace of Basic Mathematics

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Ace of Basic Mathematics
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♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop