It's a Lovely Tail Indeed

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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

A Horse With No Name

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It felt good to be... out-of-office auto-reply? - Matty Malaprop

Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer

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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

Give Me Beans, Give Me Tacos, Give Me Gringos, Give Me Paco!

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Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop