It's a Lovely Tail Indeed

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It's a Lovely Tail Indeed
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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

Or a Hit Pop Single, Really

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Or a Hit Pop Single, Really
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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

This Joke is a Hoot

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This Joke is a Hoot
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop