But WHO is He, Really?

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But WHO is He, Really?
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But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my Batcave seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

I'm Lovin' It!

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I'm Lovin' It!
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♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

You Can Say That Again

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You Can Say That Again
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

With Apologies to Both of These Brilliant Men

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With Apologies to Both of These Brilliant Men
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Sometimes I post ridiculous reframes on this site because my brain is running on Cruz control. - Matty Malaprop

STOP! Recapitulate! Listen!

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STOP! Recapitulate! Listen!
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I bet baby has some mad dance skills, but I just hope he doesn't melt under the pressure of his performance. - Matty Malaprop

God Shag the Queen

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God Shag the Queen
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Well, it looks like someone's still got a little Sex Pistol left in her... (horriblementalimagecannotunsee.jpg) - Matty Malaprop

More political humour over here!