I don't know what kind of scheme you're engineering, but I've got my eye on you. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

Is that... is that an overgrown earthworm? Also, isn't it only in one eye? THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS COMIC! #nitpicking - Matty Malaprop

Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop

Well maybe if your schedule was a little more flexible you could have a little more fun... - Matty Malaprop