Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While
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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

Good to Know

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Good to Know
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But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop

Someone Call Davy Jones!

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Someone Call Davy Jones!
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If you're going to believe in some higher power, you may as well believe in one that is truly titanic. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Joke Amon

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Bad Joke Amon
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And I thought what you did to Lin was bad enough... but the evilness of these jokes... I mean, c'Amon!! - Matty Malaprop