I suppose it's sort of an unavoidable side effect of being a brown-noser, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

The Dovahkiin drinks this and only this. - Matty Malaprop

Or wait actually no they're still a dollar a can... - Matty Malaprop

Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop