From a Bottle of Leninade

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soda,puns,lenin,stalin,funny
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They Must Be On Sale

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8 bit,bit,bits,coca cola,cost,double meaning,eight,literalism,pop,resolution,soda
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Or wait actually no they're still a dollar a can... - Matty Malaprop

Skyrim Cola

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dovahkiin,dragon shout,fus ro dah,Hall of Fame,literalism,similar sounding,Skyrim,soda
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The Dovahkiin drinks this and only this. - Matty Malaprop

She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!

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crush,double meaning,forever alone,literalism,soda
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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

And Also Depressing, I'm Sure

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depressing,double meaning,homophones,job,literalism,pressing,soda,work
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This is My Job

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job,depressing,soda
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I Think You're Fantastic

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combination,fanta,fantastic,literalism,mountain dew,pop,sentence,soda,sprite,stick
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