She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!

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crush,double meaning,forever alone,literalism,soda
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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

It's a Terribly Unhealthy Habit

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carbonation,coca cola,coke,cola,double meaning,literalism,pop,snorting,soda
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I suppose it's sort of an unavoidable side effect of being a brown-noser, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

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