Finally, a competitive sport that's right up my Dali! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, she's pretty, funny, intelligent, athletic... but there's something about her that just rubs me the wrong way. Like, she just seems way too possessive sometimes, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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It doesn't matter whether the pun was unintentional due to the product's being manufactured in a non-native English speaking country; this one has me laughing so hard I'm practically balling! - Matty Malaprop

Though I suppose soccer with two balls would be a rather fascinating game to watch... - Matty Malaprop

To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe they're all just upset because they keep stubbing their toes? - Matty Malaprop

Euthyphrootball has never been my personal forté; it always feels like such an athletic trial to me. - Matty Malaprop