Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop
Only tangentially related, I imagine Alan Rickman crying would be one of the saddest things to witness in the entire world.
Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop
Screw that one house with the badgers. And that one with the griffins. And especially that one with the snakes. This is clearly the best option. - Matty Malaprop
inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop
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