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ä,adele,Dell,double meaning,draw something,dude,getting,homophone,literalism,slogan
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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Durex

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advertisement,advertising,brand,double meaning,durex,Hall of Fame,literalism,slogan,win
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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

I AM THE ONE PERCENT.

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content,double meaning,fat,literalism,milk,occupy lactose,one percent,slogan
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Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

Probably a Truism

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behind,butt,checking,cliché,every,great,Hall of Fame,man,ogling,poster,slogan,Staring,twist,woman
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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop