At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop
I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop
Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop
... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop
You're doing it wrong.
Or any of its "thrill rides," for that matter. - Matty Malaprop
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