This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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This Cup Can't Even Handle Me Right Now
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

Let's All Watch As the Pun Train Mulders

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Let's All Watch As the Pun Train Mulders
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After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Durex

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ICWUDT, Durex
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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

Well No One Will Steal it From You Now...

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Well No One Will Steal it From You Now...
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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

I Was Hoping For an ASUS, But Okayface.jpg

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I Was Hoping For an ASUS, But Okayface.jpg
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At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop