Or any of its "thrill rides," for that matter. - Matty Malaprop

That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

You can't prevent the ever-increasing data plan charges though, so don't even bother getting your hopes up. - Matty Malaprop

At least I'm not getting arrested, like a certain former Dell spokesperson... - Matty Malaprop

The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop