I wonder if he cooks fish as awfully as he cooks up music... - Matty Malaprop
Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."
I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop
When comes the part where he DROPS off the radar of American consciousness? That's gonna be my favorite part, no question. - Matty Malaprop
Something something Bangarang something something. Or something like that. Also Thor? - Matty Malaprop
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Ever since he became a sea creature, his music has really mellowed out. Must be he's not so confident about anything having to do with bass anymore... - Matty Malaprop
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