It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

I Think He'd Prefer a Barcalounger, TBH

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Perhaps even a barcalounger equipped with ladle-spoons? #InsideJokes #SorryEverybody - Matty Malaprop

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