Pun Hunting in the Kitchen

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Oh Pleated Jeans, you always put the "sassy" in Jeff Wysaski! - Matty Malaprop

I Never Wood-a Guessed

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Browsing Wikipedia for ~~inspiration~~ for my writeup for this post, I learned that there are many different types of clogs. Traditional clogs, clog sandals, clog boots (!), wedding clogs (!!), low heel clogs, and a giant four-meter long clog in Enter, Netherlands. This information didn't help me write a joke though... all it did was clog my brain with even more useless information.

... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep for having just cracked that one. I'm so sorry, everyone. - Matty Malaprop

Much Cleverer Than Syncing the Titanic

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... but still less satisfying than syncing Your Battleship. We need a happy medium, and stat! - Matty Malaprop