I don't even have words for this. Except for the words I just typed. - Matty Malaprop
He's only gonna warn you once before he teaches you a lesson you'll never froget. - Matty Malaprop
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop
But how will you see where to throw your line through your debilitating cataracts? - Matty Malaprop
I don't actually know what investing has to do with HR... but come on, the pun was right there! - Matty Malaprop
♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
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