Turns out his iPod was pepperjacked from his car this afternoon. I'd brie pretty upset about that too, if I were him. - Matty Malaprop

I can't get enough of these moose jokes, and that's the whole trhoof. - Matty Malaprop

I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

A couple days late, but obligatory nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop

You can tell he's been waiting to go on this journey for ages. I mean, just look at that hat! - Matty Malaprop

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If you go through life feeling completely apathetic, you'll never fully know the fruits of your labors! - Matty Malaprop

I have to ask: Do you get to eat the ones you whack? Because that would obviously make this the BEST EVER game. - Matty Malaprop