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By Wes (Via: Hotchkiss Comics)
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I am however curious as to what "fisnish" means... - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci literalism math nachos pattern sequence shape similar sounding suffix
Via: Tiffany Ford
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Makes sense. Those long lines on release day surely conflicted with many stores' fire codes. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

C3PO droids literalism polaroid prefix quote r2d2 similar sounding star wars
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Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop

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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop