I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself

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I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself
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I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Air-Dry Your Laundry

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The Best Way to Air-Dry Your Laundry
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Good luck fitting this accessory in your closet, though. - Matty Malaprop

Sinerise and Sineset

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Sinerise and Sineset
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B-COS math is relevant even in the most tangential situations. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Trapp!

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It's a Trapp!
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I'm von to you, Hugh Laurie. You'd best be watching yourself next time you go prancing 'round those living hills. - Matty Malaprop