He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!

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adolph hitler,dolphin,Hall of Fame,hitler,juxtaposition,literalism,similar sounding,suffix
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Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

I Feel Like This Conversation Has Maybe Been TRUNKated...

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question,variations on a theme,wood,similar sounding,ask,cut,axe
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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

He's Constantly Sprucing Up His Social Life

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Aristotle,ethics,literalism,missing letter,poplar,popular,similar sounding,three,tree
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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

Owlways and 7eva

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classy,Hall of Fame,i will,literalism,Owl,similar sounding
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Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop