Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!

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Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks for Deciphering This One for Me, Google

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Thanks for Deciphering This One for Me, Google
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I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to a bear roaring over a bad club track for a full hour than listen to the Dev song this pun is referencing... - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop