NHOT Having a Giraffe

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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Some Zoloft Will Help Put a Zip in Your Step

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Looking at his file, he's one of the most troubled patients I've ever met. I think he might be suffering from a very .rar disease... - Matty Malaprop

Me Gusta Llamas

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This handsome devil's just the spitting image of a Spanish word, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Ain't That the Truth

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TRUE STORY: I've twice had to share my bus commute to work with a posse of loud, unruly kindergarteners this week. I feel like my being crushed in the door of a subway train would be a mercy killing at this point. - Matty Malaprop