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Via: Reddit
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He really should just give up. That red swimwear of his makes him look like a bleeding beached whale! - Matty Malaprop

By YJCH0I
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Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Cybergata
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If a chibi Thor riding Nyan Cat isn't the exact from-scratch recipe for happiness, then I don't even know what is. - Matty Malaprop

You want to LOL? You should has more Cheezburger!

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I kind of take issue with this pun; A simple piece of heavy machinery can't construct mass! That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

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Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop