Trannysaurus Rex

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derogatory,double meaning,similar sounding,tranny,tyrannosaurus
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I don't even have words for this. Except for the words I just typed. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Grumpy Cat Found a New 'Friend'

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amphibian,lawn,toad,told,log,similar sounding,grumpy
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He's only gonna warn you once before he teaches you a lesson you'll never froget. - Matty Malaprop

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FRANK-IN-STORM

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umbrella,in,frankenstein,similar sounding,literalism,frankenstorm
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(pushes up glasses) Actually, the monster doesn't not technically have a name, so this joke doesn't work because it's actually Frankenstein's-Monster-in-Storm... (end rant) - Matty Malaprop

We'll Calculate Our KaRPM While Driving

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chemistry cat,closed,double meaning,fishing,fission,Hall of Fame,lab,similar sounding,vacation
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But how will you see where to throw your line through your debilitating cataracts? - Matty Malaprop

Either Way I'm Sure It's HR Inape-propriate

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chimpanzee,fry,futurama,investment,literalism,ponzi,ponzi scheme,scheme,similar sounding,suffix
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I don't actually know what investing has to do with HR... but come on, the pun was right there! - Matty Malaprop

He's Equine All the Time

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50,50 cent,centaur,homophone,juxtaposition,literalism,similar sounding,suffix
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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Because Nimbus Would Compromise Your Catchphrase

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batman,cirrus,cloud,clouds,heath ledger,joker,literalism,serious,similar sounding,the dark knight,the joker,type,WHY SO SERIOUS
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... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop