Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop
I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to a bear roaring over a bad club track for a full hour than listen to the Dev song this pun is referencing... - Matty Malaprop
... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
Because gods are worth it too. - Matty Malaprop
He may be a bull, but history shows he clearly never put up with no bull. - Matty Malaprop
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