The End is Near

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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

I Feel So Betrayed!

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I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

INGLIP Understands

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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop