I asked him to STOP, but he refused to even YIELD his kleptomaniacal deeds! - Matty Malaprop

Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop

And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop