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It's not the derivatives that get you, but rather the sudden STOP sine at the end. - Matty Malaprop

LIES!!!

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LIES!!!
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And he's a downright saint, to boot! Why, just last week he helped my mother repot her begonias in the parlor! - Matty Malaprop

Great Warning Sign, or THE GREATEST Warning Sign?

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Great Warning Sign, or THE GREATEST Warning Sign?
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Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop