Awww Shucks!

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Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

Time's a-Melting!

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You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!

They Don't Call it the Blue Screen of Death for Nothin'

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

Were They By Chance Driving a Trans-Am?

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Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop