Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Jfreek says: "Because he's shaking his fist in defiance."

Defiance, Ohio? I love that band! - Matty Malaprop

F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop