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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

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Apparently some people find Seinfeld difficult to spell? That's news to me... - Matty Malaprop

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