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By dbfnq
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Ugh, the longboard meetings are always way more grueling than the shortboard meetings... do you think we'll at least get a lunch break this time? - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Punblr
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You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

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By Necohon
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OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop