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By Unknown
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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Not gonna lie... it took four different Cheezburger staffers working together to figure this one out. Touché, submitter. You have officially crushed my self-esteem w/r/t proper punderstanding. - Matty Malaprop

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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By 3Davideo
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I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop

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By Jfreek
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Punmaster Jfreek says: "Because he's shaking his fist in defiance."

Defiance, Ohio? I love that band! - Matty Malaprop

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