Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop
You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!
When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop
Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop
Here's Why You Never Ask the Internet for Help... Ever
8 Emotions We Felt Reading Chris Pratt's AMA
Ahora todo tiene sentido
Prepare to Rage: A Man Sets Up a Crowdfunding Site for His ...
Man of Steel Gets A Little Color
Meet Thailand's King of Cosplay
Se acaba el tiempo
Bane Cat Delivers The Pain Once Again
M. Night Shyamalan Has a New Movie Trailer — Let's Guess ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more