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By dbfnq
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Ugh, the longboard meetings are always way more grueling than the shortboard meetings... do you think we'll at least get a lunch break this time? - Matty Malaprop

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By Necohon
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OKAY I GET IT SHUFFLING SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF OTHER WORDS BUT THAT SONG'S NOT EVEN VERY GOOD AND THE BEST PUN BASED ON IT IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO POST SO CAN WE PLEASE BE DONE NOW? - Matty Malaprop

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop