I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me

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armies,army,double meaning,feet,footsies,gun,literalism,lolwut,shooting,shoulder,soldier
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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

That's No Moon...

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literalism,Death Star,star,shooting star,double meaning,shooting
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Thing's really got a forceful way of making an entrance, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

His Rates Are Just to Die for

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,photographers,photography,shoot,shooting
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Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop

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