The Creepiest Hot Dogs You Will Ever Eat

Favorite
slender man,vender,rhyming,shoop,literalism
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Sure, they look a little weird, but I promise they're the tenderest, slenderest hotdogs a man could ever vender! - Matty Malaprop

Dora the Explorer

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car,dora the explorer,explorer,literalism,model,nickelodeon,shoop,vehicle
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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

Horton Hears a RZA Beat

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dr seuss,juxtaposition,literalism,shoop,similar sounding,the whos,who,Wu-Tang Clan
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Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop

He's My Favorite Marvel-Type Pokémon

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Exeggutor,face,literalism,Pokémon,shoop,similar sounding,suffix,Thor
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He can hypnotize me anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop