Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop
Despite its obscene power level, the Rocket Yamcha was never mass-produced for military purposes based on reports of its general slowness. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like their product isn't the only thing they're adept at tailoring. - Matty Malaprop
Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop
He really needs to be nerfed, if you ask me. Only a total ass would want to play him in his current OP form. - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster spoffle says: "Throw an egg joke in there and you've got a balanced meal!"
Even without the egg, you still have a total dreamboat meal. ~swoon~ - Matty Malaprop
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