Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop

Despite its obscene power level, the Rocket Yamcha was never mass-produced for military purposes based on reports of its general slowness. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like their product isn't the only thing they're adept at tailoring. - Matty Malaprop

Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop

He really needs to be nerfed, if you ask me. Only a total ass would want to play him in his current OP form. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster spoffle says: "Throw an egg joke in there and you've got a balanced meal!"

Even without the egg, you still have a total dreamboat meal. ~swoon~ - Matty Malaprop