Get in the Car Loser, We're Going Shooping

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Get in the Car Loser, We're Going Shooping
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Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Wanna Be...

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Don't Wanna Be...
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Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop

Dora the Explorer

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Dora the Explorer
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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

Martin Luther King, Jr. Was Always in Good Hands

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Martin Luther King, Jr. Was Always in Good Hands
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His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

Forever Stallone

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Forever Stallone
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Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop

His Acting Method is Very Organic

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His Acting Method is Very Organic
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Punmaster spoffle says: "Throw an egg joke in there and you've got a balanced meal!"

Even without the egg, you still have a total dreamboat meal. ~swoon~ - Matty Malaprop