POLAR BEAR

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POLAR BEAR
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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

Sir Isaac Newt-on

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Sir Isaac Newt-on
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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

Donutella

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Donutella
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Punmaster mario_lattimore says: "The crime fighter who goes great with toast."

His signature move is the hazelnut spread 'em. - Matty Malaprop

A Far More Trying Test Than Archery

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A Far More Trying Test Than Archery
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Punmaster micathesewell says: "The frantic marble munching movie! Ages 4 and up!"

Looks to me like they put the "g" in both Gluttony AND G-Rated! - Matty Malaprop

You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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You Can Find it in a Club Near You
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys

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Iron-Strength Coffee With Rich Undertonys
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I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop

No Chicken Sh*t Sherlock

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No Chicken Sh*t Sherlock
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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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