When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop
If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster mario_lattimore says: "The crime fighter who goes great with toast."
His signature move is the hazelnut spread 'em. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster micathesewell says: "The frantic marble munching movie! Ages 4 and up!"
Looks to me like they put the "g" in both Gluttony AND G-Rated! - Matty Malaprop
No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop
I'm not a huge fan, but that's probably because I can't get accustomed to the taste that comes from coffee brewed in Pepper Potts. - Matty Malaprop
Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop
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