He won't rest until the world is in peaces. - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there? Over there, in the title? GOD I'M CLEVER. - Matty Malaprop

And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.

I haven't heard of Zinc, but I'm told they're very Earthy. - Matty Malaprop

Because obligatory Christopher Walken jokes are obligatory. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop