Because obligatory Christopher Walken jokes are obligatory. - Matty Malaprop
Do you see what I did there? Over there, in the title? GOD I'M CLEVER. - Matty Malaprop
I haven't heard of Zinc, but I'm told they're very Earthy. - Matty Malaprop
And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.
I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop
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