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adage,expletive,letter swap,π,ship,similar sounding,t
By xyzpdq1
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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

boat,crash,cucumber,danger,iceberg,ICWUDT,lettuce,sea,ship
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I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,forever alone,literalism,name,relation,relationship,ship
By Unknown
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My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

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