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By xyzpdq1
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That is one titanic hat, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop

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I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

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