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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

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Call me a heathen, but I'm of the opinion that sometimes ewe just have to go against such teachings for the greater good. - Matty Malaprop

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He just kept thinking: "What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?" - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

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It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

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