You're going around jacking other people's Ed Hardy swag? That's some serious bullsh*t, Wolf-homie. - Matty Malaprop
If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop
It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop
Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop
He just kept thinking: "What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?" - Matty Malaprop
That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop
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