That's Just Baaahd Practice if You Ask Me

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Call me a heathen, but I'm of the opinion that sometimes ewe just have to go against such teachings for the greater good. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Math Textbook

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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!

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If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop

She Can Cruise at Around One-Hundred and Tewe!

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It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop