Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!

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If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Math Textbook

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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

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You're going around jacking other people's Ed Hardy swag? That's some serious bullsh*t, Wolf-homie. - Matty Malaprop