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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

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Call me a heathen, but I'm of the opinion that sometimes ewe just have to go against such teachings for the greater good. - Matty Malaprop

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It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

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You're going around jacking other people's Ed Hardy swag? That's some serious bullsh*t, Wolf-homie. - Matty Malaprop

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