Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

You're going around jacking other people's Ed Hardy swag? That's some serious bullsh*t, Wolf-homie. - Matty Malaprop

Call me a heathen, but I'm of the opinion that sometimes ewe just have to go against such teachings for the greater good. - Matty Malaprop

He just kept thinking: "What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?" - Matty Malaprop

If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop