To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop
Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop
Plus, that nail polish job is just ~~FAAAAABULOUS~~ - Matty Malaprop
He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop
The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop
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