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It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

cards,flush,Hall of Fame,poker,royal flush,shape,shapes,suits,toilets,urinals
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And by "'em" I mean the collective bladders of poker players the world over. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,foot,literalism,shape,snow
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Plus, that nail polish job is just ~~FAAAAABULOUS~~ - Matty Malaprop

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If you squint and look the other way, then yes, I suppose it is. - Matty Malaprop

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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop

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