Circuitree

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Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop

A Spookily Delicious Phenomenon

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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...

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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...

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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

DAT ASH

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YES I'M AWARE IT'S AN EVERGREEN AND THE ASH IS DECIDUOUS BUT COME ON NOW DAT SPRUCE JUST SOUNDS SILLY IF YOU ASK ME. - Matty Malaprop