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blocker,buzzkill,chicken,different meaning,double meaning,ICWUDT,shape,slang
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,e,homophones,iron,irony,literalism,shape
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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

Hall of Fame,hand,hand soap,hands,literalism,punception,shape,soap
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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

armadillo,armadillo lizard,ball,dysfunction,erectile,reptile,rolled up,shape,similar sounding,suffer
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DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

ice cube,request,literalism,one,shape
Via: ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

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