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u manatee similar sounding oh the humanity Hindenberg shape
Via: Squish Image
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I'm a bit more partial to J-manatees myself, but I suppose this works in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

armadillo armadillo lizard ball dysfunction erectile reptile rolled up shape similar sounding suffer
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DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

zebra bra homophones double meaning z shape
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning e homophones iron irony literalism shape
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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop