What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!

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Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!
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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

One Foot of Snow is Better Than Two, Right?

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One Foot of Snow is Better Than Two, Right?
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Plus, that nail polish job is just ~~FAAAAABULOUS~~ - Matty Malaprop

Beware the Pie-Rat!

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Beware the Pie-Rat!
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He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...

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Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...
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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop