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zebra,bra,homophones,double meaning,z,shape
By Unknown
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

cards,flush,Hall of Fame,poker,royal flush,shape,shapes,suits,toilets,urinals
By xyzpdq1
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And by "'em" I mean the collective bladders of poker players the world over. - Matty Malaprop

ice cube,request,literalism,one,shape
Via: ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

cat,double meaning,fat,Hall of Fame,literalism,orange,oranges,shape,tabby
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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

activity,double meaning,ghost,literalism,paranormal,prefix,shape,snack
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Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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fibonacci,literalism,math,nachos,pattern,sequence,shape,similar sounding,suffix
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

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