Just make sure you cover it during the rainy season, lest you want it to become an electricitree. - Matty Malaprop
I'm a bit more partial to J-manatees myself, but I suppose this works in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop
... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop
This particular image strikes me as a sort of dystopian future wherein Andrew Jackson never died and was still the president incumbent, ruling over everything and everyone with his cast-iron will. - Matty Malaprop
Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop
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