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double meaning,hand,hand soap,literalism,shape,soap
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There's something strange about this soap, but I can't quite put my finger on it... - Matty Malaprop

i will,Owl,similar sounding,literalism,coffee,shape,shoop
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

blocker,buzzkill,chicken,different meaning,double meaning,ICWUDT,shape,slang
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

armadillo,armadillo lizard,ball,dysfunction,erectile,reptile,rolled up,shape,similar sounding,suffer
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DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY MY ARMADILLO LIZARD HAS UNCOILED ITSELF FOR A PRETTY LADY PLENTY OF TIMES IN MY LIFE AND I'D OFFER YOU PROOF BUT THAT'S ILLEGAL HERE IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET PUT ON A SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci,literalism,math,nachos,pattern,sequence,shape,similar sounding,suffix
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

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