Thy Will Be Gandalf

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Thy Will Be Gandalf
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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

I'm a Patriot to My Medication First, And My Psychosis Second

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I'm a Patriot to My Medication First, And My Psychosis Second
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Man must have had a helluva time with mirrors if that was his life's M.O., amirite? - Matty Malaprop

A Slogan I Can Get Behind!

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A Slogan I Can Get Behind!
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If you don't vote Trump in 2012, the U.S. economy is going to have hell toupée. - Matty Malaprop