You'd Think Willy'd Buy Higher Quality Gear

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You'd Think Willy'd Buy Higher Quality Gear
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ARE YOU HAPPY WILLIAM? RICHARD FROZE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR SO-CALLED "RED-TAG SPECIAL!!!!" - Matty Malaprop

'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'

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'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'
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I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop

It Ophelias So Real!

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It Ophelias So Real!
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Following great treachery from seedy family members, Hamlet must now Rogaine his position as rightful hair to his father's throne. - Matty Malaprop