sewing

suing,similar sounding,apple,know the difference,sewing
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The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

longform-ish,variations on a theme,Lame Pun Coon,seamlessly,strung,sewing
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Recaption

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

darn,darned,darning,double meaning,literalism,sewing,terminology
Via: Libby Who
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This piece of clothing wanted nothing to do with the whole unfortunate situation and the way it happened to unravel, but really it was in a position where it was darned if it did and darned if it didn't. - Matty Malaprop

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