Star Fleet Uniforms Don't Make Themselves

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Command,picard,puns,sewing,Star Trek
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This Joke is Sew Punny!

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darn,darned,darning,double meaning,literalism,sewing,terminology
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This piece of clothing wanted nothing to do with the whole unfortunate situation and the way it happened to unravel, but really it was in a position where it was darned if it did and darned if it didn't. - Matty Malaprop

iPun

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suing,similar sounding,apple,know the difference,sewing
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The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

That's Sew Like You, Lame Pun Coon!

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longform-ish,variations on a theme,Lame Pun Coon,seamlessly,strung,sewing
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I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

And Apparently Polydactyl

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cat,homophone,phoning it in,sew,sewing,sewing machine,smart,so
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Thumbs up, tailor tabby. - Matty Malaprop