His prognoses were always spot on for his clients, though he never once thought that he too might be in danger. Grover's disease strikes suddenly. It's tragic. - Matty Malaprop

Moar Muppet madness over here!

Ernie wasn't complaining about the dessert he was dished up, but that fateful homophonic response was the very thing that kept him from receiving the rocky road he'd so desperately dreamed of having that evening. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope no pompous pigs roll around the neighborhood, less we all end up on the Sesame Streets of Rage. - Matty Malaprop