FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

Well I'll Bi damned. - Matty Malaprop

I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop

Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop