Your Judgment Must Be Clouded

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batman,cirrus,cloud,joker,Meteorology,serious,shoop,similar sounding,the dark knight,the joker
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I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop

I C What U Did There

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elements,similar sounding,bismuth,serious,business
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Well I'll Bi damned. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Bit of a Samwise Guy Sometimes, Though

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double meaning,literalism,Lord of the Rings,Sam,samwise,serious,serious sam,video game
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Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop

She Gets a Bit Moody Sometimes

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jk rowling,lol,serious
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By Unknown
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Word Choice is Very Important

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double meaning,miscommunication,misinterpretation,relationship,serious,word choice
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Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!

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Harry Potter,sirius black,serious,homophone,quote,superman
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FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

Because Nimbus Would Compromise Your Catchphrase

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batman,cirrus,cloud,clouds,heath ledger,joker,literalism,serious,similar sounding,the dark knight,the joker,type,WHY SO SERIOUS
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... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop