Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop
Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop
I'm just wondering weather you like my jokes or not. Usually they have people nimbusting out laughing... - Matty Malaprop
Ever Interrogated Two Paint-Covered Kids?
Rewrite of the Day: The Internet Reboots Sexist Book That ...
LOL of the Day: Comedian Impersonates Female Celebrities ...
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets of the Day
This Conversation Between a 13-Year-Old Coming Out to His ...
Watching These Aussies Win at a Japanese Gambling Machine ...
Get Checked for Your Health Men!
Here's Your First Look at the Modern Live Action AoT Adaptation's ...
We Need to Be Honest With Ourselves About The Little Mermaid
15 Ways The United States Is The Best (At Being The Worst)
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more