I'm not sure about how all of you feel, but this joke is just gold in my mind. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, it costs the U.S. money to make pennies.
... so that obviously means we all need to go crazy right this instant, right? - Matty Malaprop
And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop
Don't get me wrong, I love every anecdote you tell... but sometimes it takes me a little while to absorb them. - Matty Malaprop
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