And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs?
A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop
Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop
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Looks like somebody's weedin' dirty... - Matty Malaprop
My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop
Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop