That Compliment Was Camouflaged Too

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Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Censor-y Deprivation

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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

The Invisible Fair is THE WORST!

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My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop

Meohmygod...

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

See-Saw

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Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop