And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop
Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop
What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop
Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs?
A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop