And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop
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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop
Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop
Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop
What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop
My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop
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