Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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Honesty is the WINNING Policy
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic

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You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

That's Totally Not Creepy at All!

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That's Totally Not Creepy at All!
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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

Karters Gonna Kart!

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Karters Gonna Kart!
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Oh come on! Everyone know's Peach is a superior racer. And though it pains me to admit this, it's really an undeniable fact that one should never let a pun impede their ability to pummel the living sh*t out of all their friends at Mario Kart. - Matty Malaprop

Meohmygod...

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Meohmygod...
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

See-Saw

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See-Saw
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Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop