Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop

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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop

Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop

Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's weedin' dirty... - Matty Malaprop