I C What You D'd There

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I C What You D'd There
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic

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You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic
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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

See-Saw

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See-Saw
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Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Censor-y Deprivation

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Talk About Censor-y Deprivation
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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

That Compliment Was Camouflaged Too

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That Compliment Was Camouflaged Too
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Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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Honesty is the WINNING Policy
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

The Invisible Fair is THE WORST!

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The Invisible Fair is THE WORST!
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My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop