Karters Gonna Kart!

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Oh come on! Everyone know's Peach is a superior racer. And though it pains me to admit this, it's really an undeniable fact that one should never let a pun impede their ability to pummel the living sh*t out of all their friends at Mario Kart. - Matty Malaprop

Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

That Compliment Was Camouflaged Too

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camouflage,didnt,doing it right,Hall of Fame,invisible,see
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Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

That's Totally Not Creepy at All!

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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

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