Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop

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Sounds to me like OP might have a tendency to flounder a bit when s/he's under the influence... - Matty Malaprop

I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop

So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop