Except, you know, this one doesn't spew sperm-esque babies from its abdomen, so I guess that makes it clearly superior? - Matty Malaprop
Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop
First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop
I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop
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