Top Sh-Elf Humor

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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop

Claus-trophobia

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Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop

This One's a Bit of a Stretch...

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And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop