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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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My only complaint about Adventure Time is that it is sandwiched between shows I like less than Adventure Time. - Matty Malaprop

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