sandwich

sandwich,witch,sand,homophone,double meaning,literalism
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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,idiom,knuckle,knuckle sandwich,literalism,sandwich
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It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

cocking,double meaning,floating,giant,head,literalism,lolwut,sandwich
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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

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