sandwich

sandwich,witch,sand,homophone,double meaning,literalism
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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

cocking,double meaning,floating,giant,head,literalism,lolwut,sandwich
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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

calling,double meaning,literalism,sandwich,sub,substitute,Subway
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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

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