Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop
I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop
It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop
I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop
It's a with sandwiched in a sandwich made of sand... SANDWICHCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop
The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop
... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop
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