This Would Make School Way More Interesting, I Think

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This Would Make School Way More Interesting, I Think
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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

Sandwitch

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Sandwitch
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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!
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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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What An Eggsellent Yolk!
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

It Tastes Even Better With a Splash of Crochetershire Sauce!

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It Tastes Even Better With a Splash of Crochetershire Sauce!
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The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop