sandwich

Via: Punbelievable Puns
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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Pun and Games
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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

Haha! Taxidermy!
By Unknown
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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

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By FrozYo
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It's a with sandwiched in a sandwich made of sand... SANDWICHCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

Via: The Lonely Swan
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... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop