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Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Pun and Games
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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

crochet double meaning literalism pork pulled pulled pork sandwich sandwich - 6517096448
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The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: The Lonely Swan
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... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop