I'd Probably Zebra My Rear Over it Too

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cocking,double meaning,floating,giant,head,literalism,lolwut,sandwich
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Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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brand,egg,egg salad,extremely,prefix,sandwich,similar sounding,title
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

Sandwitch

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witch,literalism,sand,sandwich,prefix,suffix
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I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

Oh... Now I Understand Why He Kept Calling His Girlfriend a Witch!

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witchcraft,revenge,literalism,hanky panky,sandwich,double meaning,pillow talk
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... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop

Punventure Time!

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sandwich,initials,double meaning,PB&J,adventure time
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My only complaint about Adventure Time is that it is sandwiched between shows I like less than Adventure Time. - Matty Malaprop

Sandwitch

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sandwich,witch,sand,homophone,double meaning,literalism
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I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop