He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop
I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop
The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop
Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop
The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop
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