The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

My only complaint about Adventure Time is that it is sandwiched between shows I like less than Adventure Time. - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop

I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Nlinscott13 says: "The article commented on was about a husband who violently attacked his wife with a sandwich."

Sounds like things went a little awrye in that household... - Matty Malaprop

He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop