Punventure Time!

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Punventure Time!
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My only complaint about Adventure Time is that it is sandwiched between shows I like less than Adventure Time. - Matty Malaprop

KNUCKLE SANDWICH!

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KNUCKLE SANDWICH!
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It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!
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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

This Would Make School Way More Interesting, I Think

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This Would Make School Way More Interesting, I Think
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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop