SMP CLASSIC: These Two Have Nothing But Compliments For Each Other!

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Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

And I Do Mean ALWAYS

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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

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