If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop
With all the internal turmoil happening over in the Middle East, I worry their faith system might be stuck at square root one. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop
I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop
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