But Make Sure To Handle With Care

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Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop

Square Root

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If said root was in the shape of an "I," then would that make this tree an imaginary lumber? - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Divided Islam I Suppose

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With all the internal turmoil happening over in the Middle East, I worry their faith system might be stuck at square root one. - Matty Malaprop

For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring

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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

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