Reminds Me of An Ex-Coworker...

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Reminds Me of An Ex-Coworker...
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If a businessman with a rolling suitcase drowns, does that mean he's rolling in the deep? - Matty Malaprop

They're Trying to Pin a Crime On You, I Suspect

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They're Trying to Pin a Crime On You, I Suspect
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Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop

JK Rowling...

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JK Rowling... View Fullscreen
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I swear to god, if there's a Harry Potter sequel that prominently features extraterrestrials, I'm out like Anderson Cooper in an Audi 5000. - Matty Malaprop

Adele - 'Rolling in the Deep'

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Adele - 'Rolling in the Deep'
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♪ We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaall / Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeep / you had my heart insiiiiiiiiiide of your hand, and you played it, you played it to the beat. ♪ - Matty Malaprop