Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop

F* you, road! That'll teach you to make my car break down three times in one week! - Matty Malaprop

I've never really understood forks in the road... maybe it's just me, but I've always thought they more closely resembled dowsing rods? But then I suppose dowsing rod in the road doesn't precisely roll off the tongue... - Matty Malaprop

... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop