The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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cliché,csi,double meaning,literalism,rimshot,sunglasses,well,well well well
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

HAYOOOOOOOOOO

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chris brown,double meaning,friends,Hall of Fame,hit,literalism,name,rimshot,same,writer
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Especially if it guest-starred Rihanna, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

BA-DUM TSSSSSSSSS

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What a splendid improbability, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I'm On to Something Hair...

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Let's just face the facts here, buddy. That 'stache doesn't even look good on you! It's really gotta g(r)o. - Matty Malaprop

The Truth Hurts?

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circle,double meaning,Hall of Fame,insult,literalism,pointless,rimshot,triangle,truth
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Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop

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