I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
"What was her name?"
"Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop
Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop
Who you callin' ugly?
Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop
Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop
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