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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop
Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop
The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop
Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop
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