Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop
Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
"What was her name?"
"Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop