Tom Cruise.

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Not if the Midi-Chlorians Have Any Say in the Matter

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Your actions are reprehensible, sure. But in my current apathetic state, I can't be forced to care one iYoda about your bad behavior. - Matty Malaprop

Me Roosta

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Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down

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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

Bear Conditoner

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Incoming Pokebooks

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http://andrewq.tumblr.com/post/1530983300/incoming-pokebooks

Because No One Wants to Remember How Bad 'Static Shock' Was

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