You woodn't like it if someone made a mean rhyme about you, wood you? - Matty Malaprop

Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop

... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

Your actions are reprehensible, sure. But in my current apathetic state, I can't be forced to care one iYoda about your bad behavior. - Matty Malaprop