'I Lobster But Never Flounder.'

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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

That's Au Jus the Way I Like it!

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That's Au Jus the Way I Like it!
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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Applebees

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Welcome to Applebees
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Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop