'I Lobster But Never Flounder.'

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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Applebees

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Welcome to Applebees
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Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

Advertising at its Finest

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Advertising at its Finest
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Now THAT is how you sell an overcosted, under-tasted kind of generic American dinner! - Matty Malaprop