Revenge is a Dish Best Served at a Fine Dining Establishment

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Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

Make ALL the Food Puns!

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Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection

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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

And How Does Timmy's Proclivity for Falling Down Wells Make You Feel?

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"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop

Be Mine.

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You're the only buoy I've ever loved. - Matty Malaprop

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