A Tasty Reminder of Your New Fate!

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A wedding cake is a beautifully-tasty way to remind someone of death!

Finally, Relationship Advice You Can Really Use!

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The secret to successful relationships is always holding yourself with the utmost confidence. - Matty Malaprop

Rebound Relationships

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Well, what do you have to say for yourself, dude? The ball is in your court now. - Matty Malaprop

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