Scorpion: Relationship Kounselor

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There's no crying in therapy.

It Would Behoove You to Find Yourself in One

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Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

Word Choice is Very Important

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Next He Will Need A Wing And A Prayer

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No Pet Names Necessary

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A relationship...

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...for geeks.

Hooray... Friendship...

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My guess is that they were only trying to lend Christopher a helping hand, though something tells me he's perfectly capable of handling the situation himself. - Matty Malaprop