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double meaning forever alone literalism name relation relationship ship - 6383049984
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My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

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relationship horses double meaning stable - 7086273024
By xyzpdq1
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Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

ultimatum door relationship lolwut literalism there's the door double meaning - 6850878720
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I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop