It Would Behoove You to Find Yourself in One

Favorite
relationship,horses,double meaning,stable
- -

Then again, corralling another human being into one of these has always proved difficult for me, so who am I to talk? - Matty Malaprop

I've Never Been Less Happy to Do This!

Favorite
ultimatum,door,relationship,lolwut,literalism,there's the door,double meaning
- -

I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

I Put the Lusitania and Titanic in LTR

Favorite
double meaning,forever alone,literalism,name,relation,relationship,ship
- -

My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

For more sinking relationships, head over to Dating Fails!

Hooray... Friendship...

Favorite
facebook,guesses,Hall of Fame,hand,innuendo,relationship,self pleasure,solo,suggestions
- -

My guess is that they were only trying to lend Christopher a helping hand, though something tells me he's perfectly capable of handling the situation himself. - Matty Malaprop