What, No Gorilla Glue?

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What, No Gorilla Glue?
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I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

And Sew it Goes

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And Sew it Goes
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Plus, I hear if you regularize your spending habits and locations, you eventually become eligible for an annual tux exemption. - Matty Malaprop

The Weight Watchers' Guide to Pokémon

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The Weight Watchers' Guide to Pokémon
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Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes -- gotta catch 'em LOL!

No Need to Apologize!

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No Need to Apologize!
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So... the Green Lanturn is the just the shiny version, right? - Matty Malaprop