That Question Seems Kind of Unnecessary to Me

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That Question Seems Kind of Unnecessary to Me
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I mean, I truly think my Sailor Jerry-inspired zombie Hello Kitty Marilyn Monroe pinup girl tattoo speaks for itself. Do you not agree? - Matty Malaprop

Don't Underestimate His Family's Lily Pad Estate, Though!

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Don't Underestimate His Family's Lily Pad Estate, Though!
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You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.

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Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.
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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop