You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, I truly think my Sailor Jerry-inspired zombie Hello Kitty Marilyn Monroe pinup girl tattoo speaks for itself. Do you not agree? - Matty Malaprop
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