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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop

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By Will Johnston
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Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop

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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

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