Almost Ubiquitous Really

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Cents,lincoln,logic,not really that common,pennies,puns,reason,sense
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SMP CLASSIC: Well At Least Your Bifocals Are the Right Prescription

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cell phone,contacts,double meaning,glasses,literalism,phone,reason
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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

It Also Shot the Sheriff, But That's Another Story Entirely

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bob marley,double meaning,jamming,literalism,name,old joke is old,printer,reason
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Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop

She's a Pig on So Many levels

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double entendre,double meaning,excuse,frog,gross,Hall of Fame,innuendo,kermit,miss piggy,muppet,pervy,reason,the muppets,throat
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He Shopped the Sheriff, But He Didn't Shoop the Deputy

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bob marley,buffalo soldier,double meaning,explanation,jamming,name,printer,reason,Songs,title,titles
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Larry Welk

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big band,brass,cancellation,cancelled,explanation,lawrence welk,off-rhyme,reason,sax,sex,the lawrence welk show,variety show,violence,violins
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Wunnerful...wunnerful...wunerful...and now a word from our friends at Geritol....

Your Throat Must Be Foal of Phlegm...

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cannot,double meaning,excuse,hoarse,homophone,horse,literalism,reason,talk
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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop