If Computer Problems Were Real...

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... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop

Ladies and Gentlemen: Math!

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real,idiom,literalism,numbers,poo,double meaning,math
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Or at least math in my cray-cray brain-parts. - Matty Malaprop

If I Was That Crewman, I'd Be (p)Irate About That Joke

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aleutian,cheesy,fake,illusion,island,pirates,real,sailors,similar sounding
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Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop

I Find Your Argument Wholly Irrational!

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argument,double meaning,I,literalism,math,numbers,pi,rational,real
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Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop