That's actually what got him into the hip-hop game! He was fired from a menial retail position, and his boss told him to stick to mix tapes. - Matty Malaprop

I'll take 20 rolls. I'm going 2Pac all of my holiday presents in this stuff! - Matty Malaprop

This fresh beat is brought to you by Edgar Allan Yo, who reminds you always to protect ya neck as well as your telltale heart. - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note:Obligatory Wu-Tang Video is foul-mouthed. Sorry.

Editor's Note: This video contains foul language, fouler puns, and sexy drunk kitchen shenanigans. - Matty Malaprop