Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

Purple racism is the worst racism. - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).

Don't you dare call him black! He far prefers "leaden-skinned." - Matty Malaprop