He's Sick of All the Tension Between Erases

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Don't you dare call him black! He far prefers "leaden-skinned." - Matty Malaprop

Jokes About the Groan Ventre...

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Do you see what I did there... ? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Lots of F-Bombs in this video. Sorry in advance (but not really).

A Candid Discussion on Racism

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Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

Blasted Coloreds!

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Purple racism is the worst racism. - Matty Malaprop