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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

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And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop