Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!

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bus,dogs,double meaning,greyhound,Hall of Fame,literalism,racing,shoop
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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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a head,ahead,Hall of Fame,head,homophones,horse,Horse Racing,literalism,racing,space,the headless horseman
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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Thai!

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can you,chad,check,czech,double meaning,finish,finnish,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,kenya,literalism,race,racing,rushing,russian,Thai,tie
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And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop