The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop
Don't you dare call him black! He far prefers "leaden-skinned." - Matty Malaprop
Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop
And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop
And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop
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