He's Sick of All the Tension Between Erases

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Don't you dare call him black! He far prefers "leaden-skinned." - Matty Malaprop

He Rides for Team Valhalla

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Good Question.

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And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop

If They Won They Would Be FLOWERED With Compassion

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A Candid Discussion on Racism

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Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop

It's the Tortoise's Challenge to Lose

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The odds are especially rigged against the hare here given that the tortoise has "you are home" tattooed inside his shell, "Memento"-style. - Matty Malaprop

Only One of them Will Stand on a Platform of Lies Afterwards Though

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