Pooh Puns

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cannot,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,knot,not,piglet,pooh,rabbit,winnie the pooh
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How many knots could a piglet not knot if a piglet could not knot knots? - Matty Malaprop

The More You Know *Shooting Star*

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answer,one of a kind,question,rabbit,similar sounding,sneak,unique
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I was going to say you bait it with greens, but I suppose that works too... - Matty Malaprop

My New Lucky Human's Foot

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animals,pun,rabbit,luck
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If You Give Me a Carrot...

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asterisk,carrot,hypothetical,if,keyboard,rabbit,statement,symbols,then,tilde
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You Wish You Were As Trve Kvlt As This Bunny

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hair,hare,homophone,rabbit,hair metal,bunny
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Before you go oohing and aahing over how fab this hare's... erm... hair is, I have to be the bearer of bad news and inform you that it's just a wig. I know, I know, such a Cheap Trick. - Matty Malaprop